the Mr.

There aren't that many things that really gross me out.  Actually, it takes a lot to make me sick to my stomach.  But there are a few things that the Mr. does around the house that make me cringe.  It's a short list, but a list it be.  Here goes:
      
1.  Rips nails off of himself and leaves them for me to find.

        (on one occasion, I found a nail in Thing 2's mouth when she was just about a year old)

2.  Drinks from the carton.

            (I know, I know.  I've heard it a thousand times.  Most men do it, right?  I kiss you so it's okay, right? 

            Wrong buddy.  Especially when I catch you when you think you're alone.)

3.  Rolls up boogies and flicks them on the floor.

           (He claims that it was just and itch.  Uh, huh. Riiigggghhttt.)

4.  Toots in the car with the windows rolled up.

           (All the while, sitting there, giggling, and waving the stench in my direction with his hand.)

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5.  Leaving his dirty socks on the bathroom vanity.

          (can we say, YU-UCK!)

After numerous times of attempting to explain to him why this is so gross, he never fails to surprise me by repeating this action over, and over, and over, and over....